When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white
Not a single one
There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it
Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off
but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?
As a white person, let me come at ya with some science here. One of the chemicals primarily responsible for skin tone is Eumelanin. It also happens to have properties which absorb UV radiation. So if this dystopian future involved a fucked up ozone layer (allowing large quantities of UV light to reach the surface) and took place far enough in the future for some natural selection to take effect then there would in fact be few, if any, white people.
Science says go ahead.
me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-