"A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens."

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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harlequinnade:

LOIAL.

dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

cosmicfathoms:

megido-sexual:

rEMEMBER THE BELLYDANCING NEPETA?

Oh, I am so in every type of love with her.

  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
caracalfeathers:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

Typical cockatoo.

caracalfeathers:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

Typical cockatoo.

furynz:

I love that my favorite author, published, Hugo Award winning, NYT Best-Seller, still enjoys getting fanart of his works and shares them with everybody, and he’s so gracious about it as well. :)

furynz:

I love that my favorite author, published, Hugo Award winning, NYT Best-Seller, still enjoys getting fanart of his works and shares them with everybody, and he’s so gracious about it as well. :)

dork-bajir:

Cosmere fans are supernaturally good artists. I’m not saying shards are involved

but

I haven’t ruled it out.

exmakina:

Ack, sorry I’m a day late… Here’s Adolin summoning his shardblade, K-Pop music video style.
Rotoscoping’s fun. :3

exmakina:

Ack, sorry I’m a day late… Here’s Adolin summoning his shardblade, K-Pop music video style.

Rotoscoping’s fun. :3