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Vin didn’t like killing. But she loved Allomancy-loved the challenge of using her skills, the strength and thrill of the Pushes and Pulls, the electric sense of power that came only from a body flared with pewter. When men such as these gave her an excuse to fight, she didn’t restrain herself.

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Brandon Sanderson, The Hero of Ages

(via naanspooks)

"Have you no thoughts on the matter?” Blushweaver finally asked.
“I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and-if you’re not careful-those lead to actions.
Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.”
Blushweaver sighed. “You avoid thinking, you avoid me, you avoid effort… is there anything you don’t
avoid?”
“Breakfast."
Lightsong the Bold and Blushweaver (via kn1ghtradiant)

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

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This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

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THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE THING AND I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING